I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Inte […]
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and th […]
No, she’ll probably make me do it. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? No! I want to live! There ar […]
And then the battle’s not so bad? Yeah, lots of people did. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have […]
It must be wonderful. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Now Fry, it& […]
All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? S […]
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. We’re resc […]
You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; […]
Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in s […]